Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar by Thomas Cathcart

Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar by Thomas Cathcart

Author:Thomas Cathcart
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams Image
Published: 2011-02-02T05:00:00+00:00


Armed robbers burst into a bank, line up customers and staff against the wall, and begin to take their wallets, watches, and jewelry. Two of the bank’s accountants are among those waiting to be robbed. The first accountant suddenly thrusts something in the hand of the other. The second accountant whispers, “What is this?” The first accountant whispers back, “It’s the fifty bucks I owe you.”

DIMITRI: I’m still not sure what’s right and what’s wrong, but one thing’s for sure—the important thing in life is to make the gods happy.

TASSO: Like Zeus and Apollo.

DIMITRI: Right. Or my personal favorite, Aphrodite.

TASSO: One of my favorites too . . . if she exists.

DIMITRI: If she exists? You better watch your mouth, Tasso. I’ve seen grown men get whammed by a thunderbolt for talking like that.



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